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- on mouseUp
- global gPlayerGender, gGenderMishaps, gNameChosen, gNameEasterEgg
- if voidp(gPlayerGender) then
- gGenderMishaps = gGenderMishaps + 1
- case gGenderMishaps of
- 1:
- vo = "A06"
- 2:
- vo = "A03"
- 3:
- vo = randomFromList(["A05", "A07"])
- 4:
- vo = "A04"
- 5:
- vo = "A01"
- otherwise:
- vo = "A03"
- end case
- managerVO(vo, 0, 0, 1)
- stopEvent()
- exit
- end if
- userName = trimSpaces(member("Name field").text)
- if userName = EMPTY then
- managerVO(randomFromList(["B01", "B02", "B03", "B04", "B05"]))
- stopEvent()
- sprite(132).member.text = SPACE
- the keyboardFocusSprite = 132
- hilite char 1 of field the member of sprite(132)
- exit
- else
- gNameChosen = 1
- end if
- if gNameEasterEgg then
- exit
- end if
- gNameEasterEgg = 1
- case userName of
- "Zachary Aaron Epstein", "Zoe Nadya Epstein", "Ariel Boston Epstein", "Michele Frances Sweeney":
- MUIalert("I love you" && word 1 of userName & "!")
- "John Cutler":
- if gPlayerGender = #female then
- MUIalert("Your Mom called to tell you to go the dentist, John.")
- else
- MUIalert("Your Dad called to tell you to get a real job.")
- end if
- "Joel Hamburger":
- MUIalert("How's the studio coming, Joel?")
- "Euralis":
- MUIalert("You're Alice?")
- "Eduardo Carrocio":
- MUIalert("Are you a bartender or a matador?")
- "Buck Naked":
- MUIalert("What are you, a porn star?")
- "Asa Phelps":
- MUIalert("Asa Phelps is dead.")
- "Ed Vandalay":
- MUIalert("So you want to be my latex salesman?")
- "Tipsy McStagger":
- MUIalert("Sorry, we don't have enough Krusty Cough Syrup left for a Flaming Moe")
- "Sam Malone":
- MUIalert("I thought you were supposed to be on the wagon?")
- "Bob Sackamano":
- MUIalert("Kramer's friend?")
- "Neo":
- MUIalert("Keanu Can't Act.")
- "Morpheus":
- MUIalert("What is the Matrix?")
- "Vincent Van Gogh":
- MUIalert("Starry, starry night, wouldn't you say?")
- "Bruce Alan Epstein":
- MUIalert("Go home and get some sleep, Bruce.")
- "William Jefferson Clinton III":
- MUIalert("Welcome to the bar Mr. President. Senator Kennedy is in the back.")
- "Hillary Clinton":
- MUIalert("Sorry, Chelsea left an hour ago.")
- "Monica Lewinsky":
- if gPlayerGender = #male then
- MUIalert("Lose the black beret, honey.")
- end if
- "J. Edgar Hoover":
- if gPlayerGender = #female then
- MUIalert("I don't think so.")
- end if
- "Troy":
- if gPlayerGender = #female then
- MUIalert("You go girl.")
- end if
- otherwise:
- gNameEasterEgg = 0
- end case
- end
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